the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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