its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
