is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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