Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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