Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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