I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm both gender and math confused
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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