Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
be right there i have to get my cape
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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