Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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