so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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