Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
