stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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