Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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