google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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