Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
