it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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