If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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