do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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