he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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