erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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