Who did Billy Mays play for?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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