Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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