is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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