How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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