I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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