I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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