Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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