i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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