He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We had to coat check the pizza.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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