So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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