I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why do cheetos always look like penises
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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