She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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