Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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