Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she pinky promised me she was 18
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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