Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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