there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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