I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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