Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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