GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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