he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
