the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am available for nakedness
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