I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize