She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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