I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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