Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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