"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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