But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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