it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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