I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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