I just made out with a guy for $7.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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