I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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