what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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