Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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