Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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