Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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