Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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