i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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