I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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