you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Girls should come with a carfax report
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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