You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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