Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
